Do you ever wonder why …

§       psychics don’t win the lottery?

§       “abbreviated” is such a long word?

§       doctors call what they do “practice”?

§       the person who invests all of your money is called a “broker”?

§       the time of day with the slowest traffic is called “rush hour”?

§       Noah didn’t swat those two mosquitoes?

§       if “con” is the opposite of “pro”, is Congress the opposite of progress?

§       if flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the “terminal”?